So there we were, middle of a photoshoot, when suddenly from above we were brutally attacked and visciously pillaged by a band of scurvy sky pirates.




I ran around panicking like a schoolgirl in a way that only a fashion designer can whilst my brave, calm and collected model coolly produced a pair of Glock 18s (and no, thats not a euphemism, as you are soon to find out!) from somewhere upon her person O.o.





After emptying 2 full clips in rapid succession it was blatantly obvious that Pirates are not perturbed by high velocity lead. After a split second of thought, she gathered herself together, and used the one thing that no Pirate can withstand
.......BOSOMS!





In true Pirate fashion, the were lots of Heaves and quite a few Ohhhhs during which the Pirate vessel lost control, went offworld and promptly appeared in someones inventory as a jumbled mess of returned prims.

And the moral of this story....is....

YAY FOR BOOBIES!

Dress: 2Dye4 (Onyx)
Hair: Novocaine
Poses: LAP and 5ifth Order